have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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