i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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