You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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