Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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