There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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