I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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