Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
there was a trapeze. enough said
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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