no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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