I don't think brook has ever known best
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
