People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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