there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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