Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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