i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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