did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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