They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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