She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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