Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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