i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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