She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I need to sanitize my soul.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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