I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i don't like sucking hair
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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