Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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