Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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