I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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