Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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