I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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