He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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