I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.