Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
