That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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