BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She bit a glass in half.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
