i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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