Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Bring me that man meat
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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