playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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