2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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