no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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