anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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