Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i've created a new STD.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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