do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We need to get me chipped asap
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