this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
they need to just BURY HIM!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Randomize
