Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I need to stop coming to work sober
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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