Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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