I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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