I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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