yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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