Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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