physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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