I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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