I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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