Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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