If i come over, it means nothing
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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