im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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