I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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