You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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