My brain says no but my pants say off.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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